Yes, but will the thing FIT me?
I've had people ask me some questions about FIT lately, so lets take a look at that in regards to my coats...
It sounds crazy that someone with a 34" bust would want to wear a coat with a 50" bust. Gah! The insanity! Well, not quite... see, these coats are meant to be forgiving. The slap-dashery is intentional. Don't tell that to my great-great-great-grandma though. In the 1800's, misbehaving flesh was cinched into place and squished into submission. They also didn't yet have overlock machines and all these fantastic stretchy fabrics that we have now, so fit had to be more precise. She's probably rolling over in her grave at the way I dress, but times change and we've got more freedom now. They do look dapper though, don't they? 🤩 They're not smiling though, so I wonder if the clothes back then were a lot less comfortable.. 🤔
Rest in peace, dear great-great-great grandma and grandpa Beem 💖... back to the present day we go... so again, back to a person with a 34" bust wearing a 50" bust coat. Yes, it CAN work. I'll show you. See, that doesn't look so crazy, does it?? It actually looks pretty good.👇
And now, dear friends and readers... I will show you a series of marvelously explanative photos that are marked up to show just how I measure these coats. Imagine that the red lines that you see are my measuring tape, and you're all set.....
Take a look with the arms outstretched and NOW you can see the extra room - it does exist! I've also marked where I measure the coat. So *technically*, it's not the bust itself that I measure... it's the armpit-to-armpit, which I measure flat and then double. I do the same with the waist, and I've marked these two measurements in the photo so you can see where I take these. 👇
I'm a short little lady, so this coat is almost full length on me. Here's the measuring points for length. If you are taller than me, the coat won't fall as close to the ground. I measure from the base of the hood (where it's attached to the bodice) to the bottom of the skirt-piece. This is not at all intended to be exact and perfect but gives a general idea of whether the coat will fall closer to the ankles, or whether it will be more of a "midi" length coat (great for really really short folks). 👇
I'm going to show you this same photo, only now again with the shoulder-to-shoulder measurement so you can visualize that too. Remember, this is a coat, so it should be bigger than your own shoulder-to-shoulder measurement because I'm assuming you're going to wear clothes under this. I take the shoulder-to-shoulder measurement using the seams where the sleeves attach to the bodice, just as you see here. Think of the red line as my virtual measuring tape: 👇
I also take the time to measure the sleeve length, because people have arms that are shorter, some longer. (Didya notice how LONG my great-great-great-grandpa's arms were? OMG!) So here's how I measure the sleeves. I use the shoulder seam as the starting point and then measure down to the bottom of the cuff, like you see here. 👇
I also measure the hood length too because I get a lot of requests for coats with "extra long hoods". For that, I measure from the brim of the hood, to the tail, just like you see here: 👇
So just remember - coats aren't bras or knickers - they are not supposed to exactly match your body measurements. Bigger is better because these are intended to be overcoats - you need room for your clothes underneath 'em. (I am assuming you are going to wear clothes under these.) The princess-like seams in my newer coats don't always quite sit right on the bust, I'm getting better with each coat.. but my main goal is that there's enough room that you can zip up the coat comfortably and not feel like you're uncomfortably squeezed into the thing. But see? a 50" bust over a 34" bust isn't completely huge. I've got room, but not so much that it's shapeless. 👇
One of these days I will figure out how to bend my website to my will and make it easier for you to shop by size. I'm working on it. I'm not there quite yet though, so for the time being, my filtering options just allow you to browse by color, or motif. You'll have to check the size measurements on each coat to see if it would suit you but I try to put those right towards the top and in bold so that you can check that first before you fall in love with something that won't reciprocate your affections.😏
And if you are a curvy voluptuous person, you are GODDESS SIZE to me... I hate the term "plus size" because of how many times I've heard people describe themselves as "plus size" and I've heard the shame and dislike in their voices. Nonsense! I've seen some VERY beautiful people that are blessed with curves. So yep - GODDESS SIZE it is. My goddess size items are generally US size ~18 and up. If you're not sure, just pick "goddess size" in the filter and see if you find a good match. I'm like e-harmony for garments... I want to help you find your perfect match. 🥰
Oh - there are a FEW things that I don't regularly measure and that is not meant to neglect you, dear friend... just to save myself some time and insanity:
- circumference of the sleeve cuff
- circumference of the upper arm
- distance from the nape of the neck to the waist
- total "sweep" of the skirt
- pocket length
- pocket width at top
If any of these are likely to be a sticking point or something you're not sure about, it's okay to ask. I'll be candid in that dealing with returns is time-consuming and awful and never fun for anyone. Boooo!😥 I'd rather get it right the first time. It is less time for me to answer questions about fit than we both get stuck dealing with a return. It is okay to bug me, don't at all feel bad about it! I can be found via Facebook messenger on my Facebook page, or you can email. I'm really shy though, so I will probably stroke out if you try to call.😱😳 I promise I will try REALLY hard to get back to you quickly. Pinky swear!!
Now if you need help measuring YOU, here's a quick article to help you out. This one is geared towards folks that don't have a measuring tape for sewing, so whether or not you have one, I think this should cover you:
I hope this helps explain all the coat measurements and you feel enlightened and joyous! Thanks for reading. 💖💖💖💖💖💖