Shipping policy

SHORTER VERSION:
Shipping costs are calculated by weight and vary by location. I am based in Colorado, USA and items ship from zip code 80905. I generally ship within 3 business days at the latest. I try really really hard to ship the same or next day if I can - notwithstanding weather conditions. My gallant postal couriers do not pick up from me - I wait in line and personally hand your carefully-packed plunder to a USPS postal clerk.

Coats:
Big items like the coats generally weigh ~4-6 pounds on average and I pack them in vacuum-sealed bags and mail them inside a box for added protection, and I generally send out most items the same day or the next day, except for Sundays and holidays when the USPS is closed. I insure all purchases over $50.00 and typically absorb the cost of the insurance, which runs about $5.00 on the coats. The shipping cost on the coats usually runs around $15 - $20 for people in the USA. Also, unless we have a prior arrangement, coats are going to be sent with signature confirmation to help ensure they reach their rightful new owner.

For people living outside the USA, it's a bit more complicated as there are often taxes and duties that must be paid. Shopify, my e-commerce provider, uses Global-E for international parcels. For some countries, taxes/duties can be paid up front so that your parcel can be cleared through customs and delivered directly to you. This is the best option, and DHL must be used as the carrier for this. More on that HERE. 

LONG-WINDED VERSION (with humor and further explanations):
I can't show the exact shipping cost without adding items to your cart. This might be frustrating but it is a limitation we must work around as my site doesn't automatically know exactly where you are, which is one of the major factors in determining shipping costs. 

I live within 1500 feet of my local post office so I don't expressly offer same-day shipping but that's often what happens, depending on when you buy. I'll ship all items within 3 business days maximum but same day or next day is the norm. I can ship via Fedex or UPS, but I'm quicker when you use USPS for domestic US mail. If Fedex or UPS offers a better rate to get you your treasures though - I'll go that route. Shopify, my e-commerce provider, doesn't allow me to show you Fedex rates unless I go to a more expensive plan so if Fedex is your favorite, I'm so sorry. If they do end up being a lot cheaper, I'll often reach out to you if I found a great lower rate with them that saves on the shipping. I really do look out for you. 💖

Items valued over $50.00 are sent with insurance to protect everyone. Softer items like garments aren't really fragile... but the peace of mind is still worth it in case the USPS has a bad day, and everything gets a tracking number. The coats/hoodies and larger fluffier items are sent in a vacuum-sealed bag for extra protection against spills and such in transit. Please do re-use the bag! 😁 If something does happen in transit and your item is damaged, please send me clear photos right away so we can mourn together and so I can figure out how to remedy the situation for you, as well as file a claim with the carrier on my end. 

I ship everything in the most BORING packaging ever so as not to attract unwanted attention from porch pirates. Bright sparkling packaging is about THE dumbest idea ever... unless you are Mark Rober designing glitter-bomb baited parcels. Have you seen the glitter-bomb bait parcels?? You're welcome.

(If the embedded version doesn't play or isn't visible, it's this video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4&t=1s

Seriously, as much as I adore Mark Rober I am not him, and I cannot cover parcels delivered and stolen off your doorstep. Please track your item on its way to you and please fetch it right away when it's delivered. If you are going to be away, or if your area has a lot of recent mail theft, reach out to me and let's figure out a plan.

For coats: Please be prepared for me to send your coat with a signature required at delivery to claim it. I know it's a bit of a hassle to have to show an ID and claim your new treasure at your local post office, but on a purchase of this amount, it's just worth it.  

And if you're not on a first-name basis with your postal carrier, make a new friend! 😁 In the USA, your local postal carrier's little handheld scanner has a GPS enabled, so USPS also has a record of where it was delivered. I have had a 100% success rate with my own parcels simply due to the fact that my postman knows me by name, and the times when temporary staffers have covered my route and misdelivered to the wrong house, I have literally chased down the mail truck (smiling and friendly, of course) one street over and they've recovered it for me. I can't speak for mail systems outside the USA, but knowing and befriending the local postal carrier has always worked for me. Highly recommend. 

LOCAL PICKUP FOR THE FORTUNATE:
If you are local to me and want to pick up your item, this is done by appointment only, and I'll refund you the shipping charges upon pickup. That way if we can't meet up within about 10 days, I'm not perpetually holding your item and can just send it out. If you're not within driving distance of zip code 80905 though, this is not for you. I don't offer this option at checkout because it's too easy to select in error, and no fun to have to bug folks for the shipping cost. USPS, UPS and Fedex are still perfectly good options, and I often include personal letters of appreciation with my parcels. 💖

My internet minions calculate rates but feel free to contact me if something seems off. I'm not here to make money on shipping - just my art.